Soon from the Unconditional Love Machine®
The Official Guide to The New Same-Sex Love, Fun
and Entertainment Capitol of the World
"...A land that
I heard of, once in a lullaby..."
Where all your childhood
dreams and adult fantasies come true.
Here's some Highlights
of HOMOTOPIA you'll find out all about in our informative,
helpful and exciting guidebook
An urban "gayte"
way where the revolution never ends. Visit a scale replica
of the original Stonewall Inn of Christopher Street in New
York City. Enjoy a drink with loved ones or meet new ones.
Several times each day, "Cops" raid the place and everyone
gets to participate in the "rebellion."
Don't miss our
startling array of gay and lesbian bars and nightclubs.
. . Something and someone for everyone! Wear leather, denim,
drag, uniform, or just you Calvins (or is that Tommy Hilfiger
now)! Dance in our underground, afterhours, and underage
clubs . . . Pay tribute to the spirit of the 70's in our
Disco Inferno . . . Drop by our piano bar for a sing-along
and see our hallowed permanent display of an audio-animatronic
Judy Garland singing Homotopia's official theme song "Somewhere
Over the Rainbow".
And of course
everyday's a celebration at Homotopia. At noon, participate
in our ever-changing spectacular Pride Parade.
A Lesbian field
of dreams. Enjoy all the classics - softball, volleyball,
touch football, soccer, or rugby. Be sure to visit our Gym
Teacher Hall of Fame and the giant First Aid area. Compare
injuries! Make your girlfriend feel sorry for you! Bond
with other butches! All this sweaty action will have you
heading for the showers!
For those of
you who may be out of the closet but not afraid of the dark.
Ride a bat car through a world filled with gay and lesbian
vampires from literature, cinema and lore - scary! - don't
get bit. With a special detour devoted to The Hunger.
(separate but equal facilities).
For leather and S/M aficionados. Super-advanced audio-animatronics
will put you safely through your paces - or you be the master!
So life-like, you'll believe our animatronics feel the pain.
A large choice of fantasy scenes.
Fantasmic Orgasmic Theater. Where what you see is what you
feel. In an unprecedented display of pyrotechnics, lasers,
fog, fiber optics, giant props, and the latest in imaging
technologies, 69 performers put on an unforgettable show.
(Separate performances for men and women, check schedule)
And when you need a break, don't forget to visit the local
bars: The Hairy Bear Biker Club for men and Bad Girls for
For those of
you who are not hard-core but enjoy a good fantasy anyway
Peter Pan's Lost Boys. Fly thru the air, feel like a boy
again. See Peter "cavorting" with his boys, watch the "initiations"
of Wendy's brothers . . . and don't miss the classic catfight
between those ultimate faghags Wendy and Tinkerbell! This
attraction is a favorite of NAMBLA members.
Ride a flying unicorn through a mythical world filled with
playful nymph's, goddesses and stately mortals. Watch Aphrodite
emerge from the sea! Witness the hunting skills of Artemis!
Hear Sappho's lost poems celebrating lesbian love while
frolicking nymph's playfully display their charms!
LAND (Men Only)
A nature's wonderland
for men to try to find that ever elusive oppression free
masculinity. Join in the wild wig hunt. Get make-up tips.
Dance around the Maypole. Participate in self-fertilizing
This is the place for those into male bonding without bondage.
A TASTE OF MICHIGAN
Eat or be eaten
in a politically correct home away from home for women,
womyn, womon, and wimmin. For your enjoyment, A Taste of
Michigan is surrounded by No Man's Land. Separatism strictly
enforced. Smoke-free, drug-free, alcohol-free, fragrance-free,
caffeine-free, sugar-free, fat free, animal product-free.
WILD, WILD WEST
Two-Steppin' Country Dance Madness (Mixed - but no opposite
sex partnerin', pardner!)
The Mine Shaft.
Ride the Mine Train deep underground to watch our hunky,
grimy miners deep at work . . . you know what we mean! (On
the job safety required for all interactions with the workers.)
All Cowgirl Ranch. For you rough and ready gals, our ranch
hands will satisfy needs even Sissy Hanshaw couldn't "handle."
Dont' get the blues . . . hopalong over to the ranch - and
bring your chaps and spurs!
I SHOP, THEREFORE
I AM GAY
your shopping pleasure. Don't forget to visit the Pink Triangle
T-Shirt Shop, the Red Ribbon Tattoo and Piercing Center
(real or temporary, to suit all your body adornment whims),
and the Rainbow All Over housewares store (decorate your
home and office in gay pride motif from toilet paper
to wall paper, from letter openers to linens, from canape
trays to canopy beds, and from cockrings to wedding rings.